an issue of the New Yorker costs $9 now?! #inMyDay #whatIsTheWorldComingTo

I did my every other day check in at birbsite and am offended to see that despite having my Heffalump address in my profile, I have not been suspended or banned for life yet. Standards have just gone to hell over there. #WhatIsTheWorldComingTo #TwitterMigration #FuckElon

@amygriswold - neither she nor I can believe that you were not in fact petting her right then. #WhatIsTheWorldComingTo #TheseMustBeTheEndTimesLongForetold

You know who I'm referring to, and you know where he is returning to...

I would never follow him...even if he was the only person who knew the way out of a burning building, I wouldn't follow him.

It's a moot point, since he wouldn't help anyone but himself out of a burning building which he himself set ablaze, while blaming others for starting it.

#politics #twitter #whatistheworldcomingto