#Wheatley , quit trying to kill GLaDOS and Chell with various booby traps. They’re trying to save you from yourself.

#GiveAFictionalCharacterAdvice #hashtaggames

@Vistl hi :blobcheerbounce:

I followed you because I like your pfp. I’m gay and autistic and a cs major

I try to spoiler tag toots related to politics. But I also reblog unspoilered political stuff sometimes

I also used to frequently post on the #Wheatley and #portal2 tags but I don’t do that as much anymore, I should start doing that again

I’m making a #Wheatley theamed website on #neocities to figure out how to learn HTML and CSS.

https://wheatley-science.neocities.org

oh and btw this is actually the third time so far he’s built #Wheatley, he’s been progressively building Wheatley animatronics over and over again and improving the design each time. He’s got an entire YouTube playlist dedicated to recreating various #portal and #portal2 objects irl. This man is too powerful and needs to be stopped

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxt7TGwAYDZweRXCMH6CX4B7BI5pFqr1D

fucking sphere betrayed me... #Wheatley #portal2

This Worldcoin orb looks familiar... #Wheatley #portal2

#Wheatley can’t help being a scorpio! #portal2

so upset they don’t make these anymore :blobcatsadreach:
#Wheatley #portal2

@drakonic oh shit yessss!!!! finally someone using the #Wheatley tag other than me :blobcatsnugs: :2001:

I hate to be the guy who looks at current events and goes “waow! this just like video game!” but my bio literally says “Wheatley’s strongest soldier” and the whole #Wheatley tag is literally just my posts, so this was probably kind of inevitable

An iceberg chart of #Wheatley from #portal2. I made it, but u/phantomthief00 helped add to it.

Here’s the #Wheatley Picardía that I use as my Mastodon icon, if anyone wants to use it for something. I posted this on the #portal2 subreddit ages ago, but it went private :blobcatmeltcry:

@epicEaston197 sadly 1. the lemmy instance I’m a part of is about music production and totally unrelated to Wheatley or shitposting and 2. The original r/fuckwheatley was barely a community, after the first month or two of its creation it only had posts once or twice a month, usually by me :blobcatmeltcry:

I’m trying to fill the #Wheatley and #portal2 hashtags on Mastodon with posts whenever I can though :blobCheerR:

I used to run a meme subreddit called r/fuckwheatley, for making fun of #Wheatley from #portal2. It’s a dead subreddit now, but here’s some of the top posts from it:

just saw this image pop up on my tumblr dash today #Wheatley #portal2
https://www.tumblr.com/welcome-to-aperture/720768252975988736/new-holiday-just-dropped-that-i-just-made-up

I posted this back when I was involved in the #portal2 subreddit. The person in the images is Stephen Merchant, #Wheatley ’s voice actor.

This is one of my favorite #Wheatley images. Art by statiiix on tumblr. #portal2

More #portal2 #Wheatley posting

There aren’t any posts about #Wheatley on this hellsite, as far as I can tell. I better rectify that shit. #portal2 :2001:

Today I walked a round trip of 13km: up Shotover hill, down into Wheatley for a coffee, up past Wheatley windmill and down into Horspath. I peeked though the windows of the primary school that I last attended a third of a dang century ago, and went back up and over Shotover country park. It was a fantastic hike, made even better by the wood absolutely bursting with bluebells! #Headington #Oxford #Shotover #Wheatley #Horspath #hiking #walking #bluebells #woods #nature #forest