Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, baby. And my number just happens to be 2.5, which is the magnification power on my readers that I have to wear over my multi focal contacts to read anything less than a 14 pt font in bright light. #presbyopia #WhereAreMyGlasses #TheyAreOnMyHead

I keep reading about this terrible thing called "librarianism" and wonder what those archivists and categorists are doing that is so awful. Then I realise it says "libertarian"..

#WhereAreMyGlasses

@GPJohnston my specialty is taking off my glasses and not being able to see to find them! #WhereAreMyGlasses