AJJDordt · @AJJDordt
147 followers · 631 posts · Server mstdn.social
Luke Dorny :ComputerClassic: · @Luke
424 followers · 1881 posts · Server typo.social

if life gives you lemons, you stab life in the face and squeeze some of that juice into the open wound whilst screaming in life's bleeding face HOW YOU LIKE THEM LEMONS, HUH? HUH? ANSWER ME!

NO I DON'T HAVE UNRESOLVED RAGE ISSUES YOU DO

#whut #lifehack

Last updated 2 years ago

Erika Harlitz Kern · @eharlitzkern
176 followers · 545 posts · Server historians.social

I have no idea what this means, but 😂😂😂

#lol #whut

Last updated 2 years ago

QuofonTsert · @quophon
17 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.world

"Side-sit with your knees bent away from your injured leg."

How do you bend your knee away from your leg? Either they're missing some words, or I'm missing an important piece of anatomy.

#whut

Last updated 2 years ago

· @delanthear
40 followers · 81 posts · Server mastodon.me.uk

Playing a gig at , our local rock club. I've just worked out that the last time I played a gig here was 17 years ago. Whut.

#corporation #whut #gig #sheffield

Last updated 2 years ago

Jan · @jan
141 followers · 518 posts · Server fedi.kcore.org

@verbeeld @FakePlasticRuby kiwi with peel?

#whut

Last updated 2 years ago

Dave Lane · @lightweight
2353 followers · 13324 posts · Server mastodon.nzoss.nz

@natecull that's drawing a pretty long bow... but then, I reckon you're a pretty good artist. ?

#apropos #whut

Last updated 2 years ago

· @xpil
606 followers · 4865 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Create unique index on a table if it does not yet exist.

Go home, MySQL, you are drunk.

#mysqlisweird #whyuseindexesanyway #whut #gimmeabreak #isuckathashtags

Last updated 3 years ago