if life gives you lemons, you stab life in the face and squeeze some of that juice into the open wound whilst screaming in life's bleeding face HOW YOU LIKE THEM LEMONS, HUH? HUH? ANSWER ME!
NO I DON'T HAVE UNRESOLVED RAGE ISSUES YOU DO
"Side-sit with your knees bent away from your injured leg."
How do you bend your knee away from your leg? Either they're missing some words, or I'm missing an important piece of anatomy. #whut
Playing a gig at #corporation, our local rock club. I've just worked out that the last time I played a gig here was 17 years ago. Whut.
#whut #gig #sheffield
#corporation #whut #gig #sheffield
Create unique index on a table if it does not yet exist.
Go home, MySQL, you are drunk.
#mysqlisweird #whyuseindexesanyway #whut #gimmeabreak #isuckathashtags
#mysqlisweird #whyuseindexesanyway #whut #gimmeabreak #isuckathashtags