STATUS UPDATE:
STILL ALIVE, STILL ANGRY. #NOONECARES #WHYAMIHERE #KARKAT

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS.
BUT IF YOU INSIST ON KNOWING, JUST POSTED AN UPDATE ON MASTODON. #NOFILTER #IDONTNEEDHASHTAGS #WHYAMIHERE

I referenced an Alan Jackson song today while engaged in a discussion about CISOs whose answer to every problem is buy another tool. I'm not sure exactly how I feel about this.

(Bonus points if you can guess what song) #CountryMusic #CISO #WhyAmIHere