Notifications 🐘:
🗨️@ThisPerson followed you.
🗨️@ThatPerson followed you.
🗨️@aFurry followed you.

Me 🚴‍♀️:
Why are rocket scientists, geniuses, creatives etc following me? 😳 What could I possibly contribute to their #timeline? 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, yeah.
Following folks from various #instances help theirs in the #fediverse.
Still.
Can't get over my confusion.
Y'all know I'm on a tiny 1-person instance, right?

Hope I don't bore you to death.

#NotComplaining but,
I wonder,
#WhyAreYouFollowingMe? 🤔