*Sigh* fml a 76 year old client just flashed me her grandma boobs, please kill me.

#darnit
#time
#whyme
#badluck
#whywouldyoudothis
#ineedtothrowup

Accidentally teleported Schrödinger's cat into my garage. Guess it's both dead AND alive in there now? Thanks, quantum mechanics. #CatsOfMastodon #ScienceFail #WhyMe #BitBook

CSI : Nick gets stalked by his cable guy. Lunar Cable - 150 channels!

Whats more creepy than being stalked by your cable guy?

I'm not sure i could fathom or handle such a trauma...

Isn't it amazing to be alive, and experiencing all this?

#WhyMe #HorrorWorld

It's great to be so dependable at work that everyone comes to you for everything.

It's terrible to be so dependable at work that EVERYONE COMES TO YOU FOR EVERYTHING!

#Serenity
#Work
#WhyMe

Part of today’s punishment, an old school BMX #workshoplife #whyme #allinadayswork #iphotography #thebicycleboy #velo

Rant: First it was the obnoxious top-posting. Then it was sending non-standard TNEF winmail.dat files to external users by default. Now every link converts to a 500-character safe link, reducing signal-to-noise ratio dramatically. Put it together and it‘s maddening to get an email that says “Here’s a screenshot of what I’m getting. [cid:image001.png(at)01D93F8D.A8233AC0] Can you review the (1300 line!) thread below and comment?” #Rant #Exchange #Microsoft365 #TopPosting #SafeLinks #TNEF #WhyMe

Of course I get a flat tire on my way to work and my car doesn't have a spare. At least my coworker who lives in town will be able to give me a ride. I'll deal with it in the morning. #whyme

Mentally preparing to cook a feast

#christmas #hosting #whyme #cooking

The week before Thanksgiving, our (new!) garbage disposal broke, require a plumber to come in and spend an afternoon fixing it.

As Christmas is next week... guess what just broke again? 🤦🙈

#homeownership #whyme

The week before Thanksgiving, our (new!) garbage disposal broke, require a plumber to come in and spend an afternoon fixing it.

As Christmas is next week... guess what just broke again? 🤦🙈

#homeownership #whyme

When you spend 2 hrs trying to isolate why your entire home Ethernet network is capped at 100mbps and it ends up being the 1m cat5e from the router to the switch 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🙄 #networking #internet #WhyMe

Yesterday, I cut mystery Blutack out of the back of my hair. I hope your day was better. #parenting #badday #whyme #funny #unintendedconsequences #kidssucksometimes #hair