I used to have a three-strike policy for spam: I’d tolerate one cold outreach email, and one genuine follow-up, but as soon as I sensed I was on an automated “hey just checking if you got my email” flow I’d block/report.

Now everyone is doing the automated follow ups, so I’m having to block on the first email.

#WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

@cstross so, that’s fewer than 300 million, right? Or 80-some million voters on either side of recent presidential elections. Or .. uh… what it takes to get traction even in a typical HOA or PTA meeting? Eleven uptight Karens. #whyWeCantHaveNiceThings

Autoinoculation: inoculation of a healthy part with an infective agent from a diseased part of the same body.

3am, cumbrained: You skip the sterile lube and use your spit. You perform the most efficient autoinoculation, ever, as you plunge gonorrhea deep into your hungry cock.

💀

#sti #sounding #whywecanthavenicethings #gonorrhea

TIL there's a golf course in Death Valley. That makes me angry.

#whywecanthavenicethings

New year, new batch of email/LinkedIn roofing spam. Because my podcast, that is ABOUT MINI COOPERS, has the word ‘roof’ in it.

This is why we can’t have nice things. This and those fuckers that don’t put their shopping carts where they belong. And Elon. #whywecanthavenicethings

New year, new batch of email/LinkedIn roofing spam. Because my podcast, that is ABOUT MINI COOPERS, had the word ‘roof’ in it.

This is why we can’t have nice things. This and those fuckers that don’t put their shopping carts where they belong. And Elon. #whywecanthavenicethings

Decided to try to be a little classy today and use a scarf as a headbead. The husband came in as I was tying it and asked where I was going. I told him Target and he replied in an awed whisper,

"You're getting ready like Rambo."
#WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings

@hankgreen @Rachel_Thorn Forcing one to ask the difficult question of whether or not these undoubtedly male scientists had ever seen a human ladyboob up close and personal. 🙄 #whywecanthavenicethings

I still don't get the thought process behind leaving all of your trash on a table at Starbuck when there is a trash can 10' in either direction. Does their mommy still pick up for them at home? 🙄
#whyWeCantHaveNiceThings

Aaaaaaand, on today’s episode of #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings… ☹️

FFS, the "your iCloud account has been breached" roboscam calls are now coming in several times an hour. Any ideas how to to stop this? I refuse on principle to pay for caller ID on my land line. #WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings