So…
I now know how *NOT* to deal with a bottle of red wine whose cork broke off halfway while trying to open it.
Also, in possibly related news, I now know that whilst the paint on the walls of the kitchen is washable, the same is not true of the ceiling.
#chateauneufdepop #winefountain
Things you weren't expecting to see in the lane as you left work....though it's a 'stop me and buy one' I think I could get behind