1. The young'uns'll be sipping on that Napa Cab, thinking they're hot shit
2. The old timers'll stick to their Coors banquet, like it's the nectar of the gods
3. Writing about wine on the internet'll be a damn job now
4. Even Dunkin Donuts'll be getting in on the wine game
5. Tannat will be the grape of choice for all the soccer moms out there
6. #wineinfluencer all over Mastodon talking about wine
7. An Iowa Cabernet will get a hundred points on some fancy ass wine critic's scale
8. Robert Parker'll get blasted off into outer space—
9. Non-alcoholic wine'll be a thing of the past, give me the real deal
10. Even your own mother'll give up on that buttery Chardonnay, mark my words…#wine

Red wine punch-down at Lodi's Bokisch Vineyards. #lodiwine #lodiwinecountry #bokisch #christyonthevine #randycaparosophotography #2022wineharvest #wineinfluencer