Steve Mann · @maerlynofmiria
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Why do mountains not get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps.

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Ambigram Art · @Ambigramart
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What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper

Why doesn't Santa eat junk food? Because it's bad for your elf

Why can't penguins fly? Because they're not tall enough to be pilots

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