Love this little black kitty #withnail #catsofmastodon

- Danny: My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas that pisses itself. Then you gotta change its draws for it. It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well.
- #withnail Shits itself?
- Danny: He's an expert. He's building the prototype now.

#presumingEd #TinyTears

I often wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, and the rain... Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, old. There can be no true beauty without decay.

#UncleMonty #Withnail #Withnailandi #vim

The original trailer tells us the whole film really.

#Withnailandi #withnail

Ever wondered what a full series of #DrWho with Paul McGann as the Doctor would be like? How about if it had Richard E Grant playing #Withnail as his companion? Come on Russell T Davies you know the right thing to do. It would be bigger than the Marvel CU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaVwD4EkUM4

Released 35 years ago today.
What's your favourite line?

#Withnail #Withnailandi #scrubbers

Marwood: What happened to your cigar commercial?

Withnail: That's what I want to know. what happened to my cigar commercial. What happened to my agent? Bastard must have died.

Marwood: September. Bad patch.

#Withnail: Rubbish. Haven't seen #Gielgud down the Labour Exchange. Why doesn't he retire? Look at this little bastard. "Boy lands plum role for top Italian director." Of course he does. Probably on a tenner a day and I know what for; two pound ten a tit and a fiver for his arse.

Withnail: Would it be in bad form to plagiarise a toast?

#Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. In this case, it most certainly would not.

#Withnail: In that case, "To a delightful weekend in the country."

Sherry? Oh dear no no... No, I'd be sucked into his trap! One of us has got to stay on guard. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning!

#UncleMonty #HesSoMauve #Withnail

#mywifeishavingababy #ifyouhitmeitsmuder #perfumedponce #werenotfromlondon #werenotfeomlondonyouknow #ihaveaheartcondition #iceinthecider #wearenotfromlondonyouknow #idontcarewhereyourefrom #withnail #Withnailandi #richardegrant

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe that #Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Making an enemy of our own future.

Sitting down to enjoy our holiday with the best film ever made in cinematic history. #withnailandi #withnail #withnailandiquotes

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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#withnail

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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#withnail

Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it!

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#withnailandi #withnail #lighterfluid

Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it!

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#withnailandi #withnail #lighterfluid

Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. Then all at once those frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores.

#withnailAndI #withnail #withnailandiquotes

Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. Then all at once those frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores.

#withnailAndI #withnail #withnailandiquotes

Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. I'm not going to understudy anybody. Especially that pimp! Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow.

#withnailAndI #withnail #withnailandiquotes

Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. I'm not going to understudy anybody. Especially that pimp! Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow.

#withnailAndI #withnail #withnailandiquotes