@troutgirl
@worldbollard to the rescue!

Sigh. Except they're not really here. It's just a robot mirroring what #worldbollardassociation posts on Twitter.

RT @WorldBollard
Here come the bollards and they’re ready to SAVE THE WORLD!
#WorldBollardAssociation

Someone please tell #WorldBollardAssociation that in the Netherlands they use bollards to protect the fragile escalators from the menace of handcarts. (Amsterdam Schipol airport)

RT @WorldBollard
Annoyed bollard.
#WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
This video has a greater ending than Toy Story 3.
#WorldBollardAssociation

🔁World Bollard Association™ :
Now you can link bollards to the traffic lights to help pedestrians. WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
#WorldBollardAssociation

@thijs_lucas Klarer Fall für die #worldbollardassociation. 👍

put one of these every 5 blocks on the regular commute for that guy in Saanich
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RT @WorldBollard
This could actually catch on.
#WorldBollardAssociation

https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1636811514513375237

RT @WorldBollard
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
Bollards are SO talented.
#WorldBollardAssociation

Zo. Taaie woensdag, rommmelige donderdag en vandaag gewoon het werk niet af. Oef. Er loopt geen bloed uit, maar leuk is anders. Maandag weer verder 😊

Foto van #WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
Imagine the damage we could do to the German car population with these beauties.
#WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
This could actually catch on.
#WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
BMW drivers are special.
#WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
🚨Breaking News🚨
BMW’s DO have indicators.
#WorldBollardAssociation

RT @WorldBollard
For the millions who’ve messaged us-no, the bollard didn’t fail. The bollard lived as did the 2 men in the cafe. If you don’t sink a bollard deep enough, it will not be as heroic as it could be with proper foundations. Long live bollards and long live the #WorldBollardAssociation https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1632710048378941440

RT @WorldBollard
For the millions who’ve messaged us-no, the bollard didn’t fail. The bollard lived as did the 2 men in the cafe. If you don’t sink a bollard deep enough, it will not be as heroic as it could be with proper foundations. Long live bollards and long live the #WorldBollardAssociation https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1632710048378941440

RT @WorldBollard@twitter.com

EVERY school deserves these beautiful pencil ✏️ bollards.
#WorldBollardAssociation

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1629791158573383680

RT @WorldBollard
What’s your favourite speed?
#WorldBollardAssociation

Que coisa mais linda.
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RT @WorldBollard
What’s your favourite speed?
#WorldBollardAssociation
https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1627748224332140583