If you don't want your posts to be found, searched, or indexed, you can do a few things.

First, don't post anything publicly.
Second, don't add a hashtag or worse, more than one hashtag to your posts.
Third, don't opt in to any search function.
Fourth, don't let anyone follow you.
Fifth, don't follow anyone.
Seventh, why are you here anyway?
Eighth, you're crazy.
Ninth, just number 9. You know why.
Tenth, Dave Letterman wants your pants.

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