"So I asked Mitchell, 'How did you lose your Soul?'

"To which he replied, 'Gradually, then suddenly, all at once.'

"'But,' he ejaculated, 'it was one hellava ride! Totes would do again!'"

(A snippet from _The Great Goofball: A Modern Tale of Our Times, As Told _by_ an Idiot, _to_ an Idiot_)

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