Alan Mendelson (or #eventbrite), good job somehow linking four tickets to The Crescent Beach Club's Midsummer BEACH Party on Saturday August 12th to my Eventbrite login. Hope you printed them out when you originally bought them. #xkcd1279

Mark Silver, you have successfully cancelled your OpenTable reservation for 2 at Gallagher's Steakhouse Boca Raton for tomorrow at 6:45pm local time. Sorry your plans got cancelled, maybe just take a moment tomorrow to memorize your own email address. #xkcd1279

Andy Silverman, stop forwarding me your reservation details for your Wisconsin camp resort and waterpark trip, your family member's last name presumably has "man" on the end, too. #xkcd1279

Moshe Silver from New York, your pair of Goulds Water Technology 2hp pumps should show up by Thursday according to the emailed receipt from Grainger. #xkcd1279

Back on that old jazz... Mackoy Silver in Pennsylvania , I didn't mention what product you bought in case it's a gift and you live with the recipient. #xkcd1279 http://xkcd.com/1279 if you don't know why I do this :-)

Back on that old jazz... Mackoy Silver in Pennsylvania , I didn't mention what product you bought in case it's a gift and you live with the recipient. #xkcd1279 http://xkcd.com/1279 if you don't know why I do this :-)

Just got an https://xkcd.com/1279/ for a Pizza Hut order. Tempting to call the restaurant and tell them that Joanne on table 9 has messed up her email address... 🤣 #xkcd1279 #ReverseIdentityTheft

Got a "have I been pwned" email for the "deezer streaming music player app" and I'm 100% certain this gets filed in #xkcd1279