It was me.

I discovered it.

Male masturbation.

At the age of twelve.

All by myself.

With help from no one.

In a bathtub no less.

What better way to honor Masturbation Month than to commemorate the very person who discovered masturbation — me!

Wait. What?

No, I never said I discovered it first.

#Masturbation #Humor #Discovery #MasturbationMonth #Xlyph #Art #NSFW

Illustration by Xlyph. Source: rule34.xxx