My wife: what are all these shoe boxes in the closets?? You DO NOT own this many trainers…

Me: sure I do. I absolutely do. I am a shoe FREEEEAAAAK.

My wife: open them.

Me: what? I mean there’s no need…

My wife: just open them

Me: this silly - it’s all just shoes! *laughs nervously*

My wife: Open. Them.

#Switches #MechanicalKeyboard #Keebs #MeObsessedWithYou #YesYesIAm #BankAccountRevoked

The crows are calling and circling as they wake this morning, one of my favorite things about living so close to a greenbelt (followed by the frog chorus in spring). I've left a pile of peanuts in a fairly open/visible area in my back yard... #operationbefriendthecrows #hagmagic #amiawitch #yesyesIam