Wow. I’m no pharmacologist, but I think I just discovered that #pastrami on rye + #yoohoo = rohypnol.

Lost a whole damn afternoon.

Its sad and very telling that I’m the only one that EVER used #Yoohoo hashtags on #mastodon. You worthless pinheads will post thirty seven pics of your cat licking it’s own starfish. Well ya know what? We don’t want you. We’re turning this into a newsfeed and only following accounts that provide things to read on the shitter until something better rolls along.

If you don’t like #YooHoo, we can’t be friends.

Y'know #laverneandshirley was pushing #milk & #Pepsi on TV long before #PepsiCo decided to push #pilk as a thing. Personally, I don't see the big deal. I like mixing cream soda & #yoohoo into a fake #eggcream

#YooHoo must be going out of their corporate mind trying to disassociate themselves from their appearance on InfoWars #NazYe