PSiReN-X · @PSiReN
26 followers · 2376 posts · Server syzito.xyz
Daniel Lücking · @DanielLuecking
2491 followers · 3013 posts · Server troet.cafe

@techware Letzter Drücker ist ja auch genau der Zeitpunkt, zu dem es erledigt sein muss. 😁

#youarewelcome

Last updated 1 year ago

Parade du Grotesque 💀 · @ParadeGrotesque
998 followers · 28513 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Schrodinger cookie rule: the only way to know if there are some cookies left in the package is to open the package and collapse the probability wave into actual cookies (or lack thereof).

Schrodinger cookie rule corollary: cookies are bad for your weight but excellent for your mental health. The only way to find out is to open the package and eat at least one cookie.

#deepthoughtmonday #quantummechanic #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

pmroman · @pmroman
86 followers · 1277 posts · Server home.social

@JoeStewart @PeteHall @OlgaPatlyuk I believe is very pragmatic and aware of these facts which apply to itself also: lack of energy sources and infrastructure, both limiting severely the economic growth in China. To grow you must provide water, sewage, storm water, gas, electricity, roads, schools, hospitals, growth is very expensive and must be done with a reasonably level of homogeneity, which completely lacks in China and .

#china #russia #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Lance Taylor 💾 · @lancetay
277 followers · 2200 posts · Server home.social
Ilona_ · @Ilona_
14 followers · 24 posts · Server cybervillains.com

If you feel like your job is pointless, remember this guy.

#youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Squirm · @squirm
163 followers · 107 posts · Server rubber.social

There was a guy who enjoyed being tied up while his lover fucked someone else. When aroused, he would become quite embarrassed and his skin would turn bright red. He was a Fluster Cuck.

#gaydaddyjokes #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

In case you were wondering how to cross your toes.

#themoreyourknow #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Daniel S. Goldberg · @prof_goldberg
949 followers · 1698 posts · Server mastodon.social

90s movies may have been, on the whole, pretty awful (peep the 90s row on Netflix if you think I'm off base here, it's a serious horror show no pun intended)

But the hip-hop was as good as it gets, literally.

#youarewelcome #90skid #genx #xiennial

Last updated 2 years ago

rystyK · @rystyK
23 followers · 164 posts · Server sfba.social

Tonight’s festive is shepherds’ pie. I’ll tell you my secret: use duck fat in the cauliflower mash (using a paleo recipe. Potatoes are better with butter), especially if you are making it for a special event.

#dinner #recipe #foodPorn #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Jo Malley · @marciehatter
51 followers · 407 posts · Server mastodon.online

A Christmassy Ted is on Channel 4 NOW!

#FatherTed #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Anyone who followed me for a while on twitter will know that I occasionally came up with jokeless punchlines... "Because it was elongated"

#youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Hebrew by Inbal · @hebrewbyinbal
5 followers · 77 posts · Server masto.nu

How to say’ “Welcome” in Hebrew!

One of the simplest and warmest of greetings is to “welcome” someone. Opening up your home and yourself to others, to new experiences, and memories.

#welcome #hebrew #greeting #hebrewbyinbal #warmwelcome #youarewelcome #safeplace #safespace #jewish #howtosay #shalom #welcomeparty #welcomehome #welcoming #israel #biblestudy #greetings

Last updated 2 years ago

Erasmus+ · @EUErasmusPlus
73 followers · 798 posts · Server respublicae.eu

🤗 Welcome to Europe, the world's most popular study abroad destination.

We receive many questions about studying in Europe, and we are ready to help you!

Find out more ⬇️

🐦🔗: nitter.eu/EUErasmusPlus/status

#StudyinEurope #studyabroad #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Fridley · @Fridley
122 followers · 220 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Wanted to find an image for and the only one that came to mind is Flacco. If you haven't heard of The Sideshow... you'd be forgiven as it was on in 2007, but trust me, if you fall into the category of person in Australia, who saw this show, you'd know what I am talking about. So I may have thinned the herd a little too much on this one, but maybe you need some culture :-) youtube.com/watch?v=he8cxHiNN-

#itsacruelworld #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Fridley · @Fridley
122 followers · 219 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Wanted to find an image for and the only one that came to mind is Flacco. If you haven't hear of The Sideshow... you'd be forgiven as it was on in 2007, but trust me, if you fall into the category of person in Australia, who saw this show, you'd know what I am talking about. So I may have thinned the herd a little too much on this one, but maybe you need some culture :-) youtube.com/watch?v=he8cxHiNN-

#itsacruelworld #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

ettacosmea · @ettacosmea
8 followers · 84 posts · Server sueden.social

@LorenzMeyer „etwaigen Fehlentwicklungen“? Twitter ist eine einzige Fehlentwicklung seit Jahren. Wem nützt der Einsatz dort fürs „Gute“? Was ist der Preis? Auf was genau kann die Nutzer*in Einfluss nehmen? Meine Wechselerfahrung: emotionale Entspannung.

#youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

luilver · @luilver
5 followers · 578 posts · Server mastodon.social

Nuevo nivel de @getpostman desbloqueado:

Pruebas unitarias en el endpoint que se está ejecutando con generación dinámica de variables.

Vaya como que ya no necesito estar copiando y pegando el token que me devuelve el login endpoint.

#youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Sven Brier · @sven
100 followers · 724 posts · Server toot.svenbrier.eu

Ich habe eben entdeckt, ein für , der scheinbar standardmäßig die Privatsphäre achtet UND Erweiterungen zulässt, die für oder geschrieben wurden. Dabei sieht er _genau_ so aus, wie Safari.
browser.kagi.com

#orion #browser #macos #chrome #firefox #youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago

Airbag Moments · @airbagmoments
125 followers · 78236 posts · Server mastodon.social

RT @harrisonjaime@twitter.com

Pro-tip: If you don’t like or want folks to call you extreme, then stop doing extreme shit!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/harrisonjaime/stat

#youarewelcome

Last updated 2 years ago