Liz · @lizmeyer
176 followers · 2041 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
#worldgoneinsane #worldgonemad #youcantmakethisshitup #idontbelieveit
#idontbelieveit #youcantmakethisshitup #worldgonemad #worldgoneinsane
newsjunkie · @janrif
41 followers · 174 posts · Server social.vivaldi.netDuring a House Rules Committee hearing, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) called on President Biden to pull the United States out of NATO, saying the alliance is “not a reliable partner.”
#newsjunkie #Newstodon #news #MAGA #stupidpolitics #MTG #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
#newsjunkie #newstodon #news #maga #stupidpolitics #mtg #youcantmakethisshitup
Jeffrey Gray · @phoca2004
146 followers · 637 posts · Server mastodon.scothttps://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/16/us/politics/jim-jordan-trump.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare meanwhile, back at the ranch: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/7/7/17542878/jim-jordan-richard-strauss-ohio #youCantMakeThisShitUp #GOPSexualAbuse #NoNothingParty #Ohio #JimJordan
#jimjordan #ohio #nonothingparty #gopsexualabuse #youcantmakethisshitup
Cool Xenu · @coolxenu
54 followers · 1258 posts · Server toot.io
Current deputy premier, #KayceeMadu, also the former #Alberta justice minister who was fired from that job for interfering with the administration of justice, defends his boss from allegations of interference in the adminstration of justice.
Only in Alberta!
#UnitedConservativeParty #UCP #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
#kayceemadu #alberta #unitedconservativeparty #ucp #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #youcantmakethisshitup
Skrædder i · @YongSun
95 followers · 321 posts · Server helvede.net
BeePS · @BPStuart
190 followers · 1260 posts · Server mstdn.social
A hideous horse’s ass who thinks he’s a “stable genius” had the temerity to call someone “Horseface.” 🤦♂️
#YouCantMakeThisShitUp #DonaldTrump #StormyDaniels
#stormydaniels #DonaldTrump #youcantmakethisshitup
BeePS · @BPStuart
74 followers · 702 posts · Server mstdn.social
America’s most mendacious misanthrope has his own social media platform. He named it “Truth Social.”
#YouCantMakeThisShitUp #OhTheIrony #CognitiveDissonance #DonaldTrump #TruthSocial #MendacityMisanthropic
#mendacitymisanthropic #TruthSocial #DonaldTrump #cognitivedissonance #ohtheirony #youcantmakethisshitup
BeePS · @BPStuart
49 followers · 479 posts · Server mstdn.social
“If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
~ Dr. Harold N. Bornstein
“Some people just have great genes. I told the president if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years he might live to be 200.”
~ Dr. Ronny Jackson
#Trump #DonaldTrump #PhysicalFitness #YouCantMakeThisShitUp
#youcantmakethisshitup #physicalfitness #DonaldTrump #Trump
Dağhan Irak · @daghan
168 followers · 386 posts · Server mastodon.socialthe train i'm taking is 15 mins delayed because the train crew could not make it to the (checks notes) train... #youcantmakethisshitup
Zee · @zyz
25 followers · 764 posts · Server mas.to#RomanMars just had me in tears and stitches as he and his guest talked about #Geronimo, the #SkyDiving #Beaver.
#99PercentInvisible #podcast #history #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #ecology #failure
#failure #ecology #youcantmakethisshitup #history #podcast #99percentinvisible #beaver #skydiving #geronimo #romanmars
Dave Moskovitz · @davemosk
180 followers · 153 posts · Server mastodon.nz
Mark Cathcart · @4mc
71 followers · 234 posts · Server mstdn.social
The Elon GOAT Token Monument features an "$8" symbol near its eye– a comment on the changes to Twitter verification– while attracting passers-by in the south Austin Costco parking lot, Nov. 22, 2022. The monument is a $600,00 dollar project to honor Elon Musk and his contributions to cryptocurrency and a marketing strategy to promote $EGT.
Great reporting by SARA DIGGINS/AMERICAN-STATESMAN https://www.statesman.com/story/business/technology/2022/11/23/austin-tx-elon-musk-goat-statue-what-we-know/69667426007/?utm_source=SND&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_campaign=statesman
#teflonmusk #youcantmakethisshitup