Yes, I am fairly certain that I am the first Western philo-sopher to model the Universe after a pussy, and for that feat of pure unapologetic HERETICAL jokesmanship, I deserve a shot at the champ: Me and Yaldabaoth MANO E MANO for the title of ruler of the Universe.

Dionysus Versus The Crucified~

#gnosticism #PrettyGnosticMachine #KulturKampf
#YourGodIsDead
#Nietzsche

If #Nietzsche knew that when he was alive, people in 2023 would still be sucking the Judeo-Christian God's cock, he’d probably quit philosophy altogether, move to America, and take up cattle rustling or bootlegging, or something.

Fuck, I even think that would send Herr Hegel to choke on his kraut and sausages, and throw in the philosophical towel.

There is something like a premature ejaculation of consciousness, I'm sure of it.

#YourGodIsDead #philosophy #MAGA

#NowListening #FrankZappa -Heavenly Bank Account

"He's got twenty million dollars
In his Heavenly Bank Account . .
All from those chumps who was
Born again
Oh yeah, oh yeah"

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For the textual Biblical critics among us:

"What mattered to Paul was not the ethics of Jesus, but the death and resurrection of Jesus." - Bart D. Ehrman

Jesus was NOT a Christian, he was an Apocalyptic JEW!

https://prettygnosticmachine.com/bart-d-ehrman-from-the-jewish-jesus-to-the-christian-church/

#YourGodIsDead #BartEhrman #TextualCriticism

The Horror In "Clay":
God is Cthulhu,
Cthulhu is God!

#Necronomiconscious
#AlteredSenseofHumor
#ModernGnosticism
#NanoGnosticism #Posthumanism
#Lovecraft #Cthulhu
#YourGodIsDead